Things I Would have Missed
admin October 15th, 2008
If I had been at work today:
Pro: Watching my baby sleep
Con: Middle of the night break down due to sleep deprivation
Pro: “…and they rolled their terrible eyes, and they gnashed their terrible teeth…”
Con: “Just tell me why you’re crying!!”
Pro: Watching and listening to early morning birds.
Con: Picking the long deceased and maggotty bird corpse off of the rug.
Pro: Seeing my son recognize himself in the mirror for the first time.
Con: Poop explosion all over the front of my shirt.
Pro: Sleeping in
Con: Have I brushed my teeth today?